All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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