i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
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Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
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