i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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