i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
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this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
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As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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