it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
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I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
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'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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