You just made me feel so damn special
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Randomize
