I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
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It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
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Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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