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• (647): View more from Ontario

  hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again

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• (909): View more from California

  What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for

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• (585): View more from New York

  I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night

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• (858): View more from California

  Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?

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