I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
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I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
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She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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