I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
if only i could text you this smell
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
They are going to name an STD after you.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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