she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Church boner. Awkwardddd
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
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Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
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He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
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