is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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