I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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