4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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