Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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