I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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