The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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