Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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