You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
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new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
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You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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