i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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