Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
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Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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