when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Fuck appropriateness.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
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