Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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