Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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