great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
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She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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