Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
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no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
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So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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