You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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