i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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