Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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