I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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