his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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