I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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