I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
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