I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
