thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
