look no pants
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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