with your own penis?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
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pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
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it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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