Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Randomize
