SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
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Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
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you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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