last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
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I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
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I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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