I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
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I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
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he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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