Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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