i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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