I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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