don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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