Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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