i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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