That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
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