Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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