we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
