Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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