Im at strip club and am horny
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
