She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
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what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
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I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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