Well apparently he's into motor boating.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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