Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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