just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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