my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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